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OLYMPUS MONS - Breit Anders, journalist and celebrity conspiracy theorist, died Wednesday after a 6 mile fall while hiking on Olympus Mons, Mars.
Wind speeds over 60MPH and low visibility due to dust storms are believed to have caused the journalist to stray from the designated hiking path.
TCIN - THE ONLY NEWS YOU NEED
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